February 2012
me: this song is so good i think i'll listen to it on repeat for a little while
50 plays later
me: ok maybe just one more listen
127 plays later
me: well
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
I always associate certain songs with certain people, which means, depending on how my relationship with them changes, I like some really bad songs and refuse to listen to some amazing ones.
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ophidiophobic)
homework: do me
me: chill out slut
almyownstunts:
plot twist kanye west imprints on blue ivy
every so often we long to steal
to the land of what-might-have-been
but that doesn’t soften the ache we feel
when reality sets back in
“Anyone can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf. It’s ordinary...”
– Unknown (via saras-scrapbook)
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
“Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”
– Lemony Snicket (via bloodisthenewblackk)